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They sure know how to breed them in Utah.

Iccckkkkkk…..I tried to warn you.

Reign Man

Hey, Shawn Kemp shops at Wal-Mart.  What’s up Shawn Kemp?  Who doesn’t love the Reign Man?  My guess is, he followed the woman above inside.  I mean, the guy does have 7 children with 6 different women.  Just sayin…

Here’s a funny story about that actually:

Shawn Kemp: The Greatest Baby Maker Ever?

Anyways, today I wanted to talk about the new paintball gun I got, the Rap4 Self Defense T68

Win.

I got to use it yesterday, and it is everything you would expect it to be and more.  It is the perfect sidearm for paintball.  Run out of ammo?  No need to reload, just pull out this little number and you’re good to go.  I would highly recommend it.

That’s all for today, go try and live up to the Shawn Kemp standard.

These guys are crazy good.  I plan on attending one of these the next chance I get.  These guys are ridiculously good at paintball.  One of my buddies actually played in one of the PSP events this year.

I also found this pretty cool video on how paintballs are made.

Well, that’s it for today.  Hopefully tomorrow I’ll have some time to review a couple of guns.

Dye DM9

Features:

The Dye DM9 lofts a hefty price tag, at $1,499.  The question is, is it worth it?  I personally got to use this gun last weekend, and I have to say that it is one of the better paintball guns that I have used.  However, it wasn’t perfect.  There were some things that made me question the price tag.

My whole thing is, I need a paintball gun that I feel comfortable with.  Even though this gun offers a great rate of fire, I did not consider it elite.  I wasn’t sure if this automatic paintball gun would come through when I needed it most.  I feel like I should be able to have complete confidence in my gun.  I’ll be honest, this is a good gun.  It is not a GREAT gun.  I feel like there are a lot of other similar paintball guns out there that I can get for a much lower price.

Dolla Dolla Bill Yall

So, to show off how much “money” you have, you decide to paint your car a hideous green color and apply dollar bill graphics all over your car?  Am I getting this correct?  You could have taken that $1,000 you had saved up and spend it on something useful…like 1,000 McChickens sandwiches, a pyschologist, or a gun: to shoot yourself. Do you honestly think you’ll be picking up girls in the Wal-Mart parking lot in that car?  Wait, what am I saying?  That’s like the ultimate car to pickup chicks in the Wal-Mart parking lot.  Nicely done.

Anyways, at least this guy knows who he is, and decided to just go all out:

Kia Spectrasaurus?

This is something how this guy’s inner monologue went:

“I’m already driving a Kia and shopping at Wal-Mart, obviously I’m not getting laid anytime soon…Why not express my love for dinosaurs?”

I have to give props to this guy for being himself though.  I mean…if anythings worth doing, it’s worth doing right.  As an added bonus, if he happens to get into some road rage, he can simply ram the other driver with the large spike protruding from his hood.  Is that legal?

It saddens me how many pictures like this I come across on the internet.  If you’re really want to make your car unique with some aftermarket car parts and accessories, please…do NOT do what these 2 idiots did.  I’m all for customizations.  My car is one of a kind…but it doesn’t resemble a ride at Disney Land, or look like it was in a rap video in 1991.

New Zealand - Worth $3,000

Man Tries To Sell New Zealand on Ebay

This is a pretty funny story.  Who does this though?  The best part about this was his description of the listing on eBay.

the dodgiest America’s Cup win ever…and very ordinary weather

The listing was up to $3,000 before eBay pulled the auction down.  Someone would have gotten themselves a hell of a deal, even if the weather is very ordinary

Elephants: Larger Than The Moon

After she missed the $100 question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire,  she drove off in her car:

Because you would have to be that stupid in order drive around in a car that looks like this.  Aftermarket car accessories are supposed to make your car look good, not stand out like a sore thumb.  I guess I just don’t understand why people continue to spend money to make their cars look this ridiculous.  If you want to make your car unique, do not do something outrageous like this:

Why?

This is customization at its worst.  No, you don’t work for West Coast Customs.  How about this?  How about you just get yourself a lift kit, a chrome grill, and possibly a confederate flag in the back window?  The unique car parts you add to your car should make your vehicle stand out in a good way.  I was able to get some custom car parts and accessories for my vehicle that did not make my car look like I needed to be donkey punched.

By the way, you can find some more of these hilarious pictures at People of Wal-Mart.

VW Beetle: Hunting Edition

This way, one can stop by the deer stand on their way home without spooking any of the animals.  As an added bonus, a person can easily evade the cops or DNR by parking in a wooded area.  Volkswagen really knocked one out of the park here.

I’m not sure what would be more cruel to do to the owner of this Malibu:

Who does this to a Malibu?

Warning: This is what your car will look like if you watch Fast and the Furious and smoke meth at the same time.

Metallica sticker makes this all work.

Would it be more cruel to impale them with a large metal rod, or to continue letting them drive around in this?  I can’t decide.

I didn’t even know they made aftermarket tail lights for a Malibu.  There’s really a market for that?  Anyways, if you do plan on getting some Alteeza lights, please don’t get them on a Malibu, save the money up for a car that it would actually look good on.  Some custom car lights can be a great look for your car, that is if you have a car that it is worth putting on.

Fail.

May the fail be with you.

Seriously?  That just looks stupid.  I’ve seen lambo doors put on a lot of cars, but I do not approve of this.  Don’t you think if the car designers of BMWs thought their car s would look good with vertical doors, that they would add them?  This makes me a mad, I personally am a fan of BMWs.  I think this ruins the integrity of the car.  I should send Big Rhonda after you, BMW Lamborghini door owner.

Big Rhonda

She (at least I think, who knows?) will rip your doors right off.  If you’re going to get aftermarket vertical door kits, than make sure you have a car that they will not look terrible on.

Idiot.

Really, man?  With your fake Wal-Mart aluminum rims…The only gamble I would make is that you don’t have a girlfriend.  I’m all for customizing your car, but this just looks stupid with the red tint and the dice graphics all over the place.  Even though that isn’t the best generation for Monte Carlos, that car would look sick with some BLACK tint and some REAL rims.  If you are going to get some aftermarket car parts and accessories, then do it right.  Spend the extra little bit of mine to get some parts that actually look good.  Either that or you can drive around looking as stupid as your car.